WARNING: Camera-phone, ergo, shitty quality.
The vehicle mode is ok, I guess. The cool thing is that it comes with gay-ass flame stickers that you can put on yourself. I haven't put them on yet though.
But yes, that is his head sticking out there.
Oh, something to note is that this came with no instructions whatsoever. I only had a poorly-printed image on the tiny plastic bag the toy game in to refer to when transforming it. So for all I care I could be completely wrong and it's actually an ok toy.
So how do we transform this thing? Well first, we pull his trailer apart like this...
Then we flip the front out like this...
Then we spin the front around so it's facing in the opposite direction...
And then we - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
LEADER OF THE AUTOBOTS
Prime, what did they do to you? Maybe this is what actually happened when he died.
It should be noted that even though this is a spectacularly horrible toy, the others look equally uninspired. According to the plastic bag, you can also collect a Bumblebee torch (car with blinking light in the middle), a tiny dartboard, dogtags and a 3D puzzle cube (which might be decent).
But I suppose I get some kind of masochistic glee out of buying crappy junk food and playing with the crappy toy. And of course, I like writing about it so that you, dear reader, can laugh too.
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